Hello!

I hope your life is more wonderful than you ever dreamed it could be.

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via penisvvrinkle)

edwardspoonhands:

I always assumed it was “whey bread.” Like it was bread made from milk byproduct. I have looked it up…and it apparently translates to “waybread.” So no I know…and that’s going to help me out! 

…never…

(Source: lotrdaily, via twotabletaylor)

halleluyall:

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

CAN WE ALSO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE

(Source: morrowseer, via the-onion-slut)

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(via damittromney)

anetteslife:

 

queenofpittsburgh:

katiedora7:

david-john-mcdonald:

dr-napkin-face:

David Tennant you are a punny motherfucker

(via mindfulwrath)

carbon2:

bassfanimation:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

frecklesandink:

momamiaaa:

Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!

BUCKET LIST.

WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.

FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES

SCIENCE

carbon2:

bassfanimation:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

frecklesandink:

momamiaaa:

Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!

BUCKET LIST.

WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.

FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES

SCIENCE

(via bastille)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via troyesivan)

(Source: gameofthronesdaily, via baltazahr)

midoricon:

Welcome to Night Vale - Interns United Only at Midoricon 2014 (September 5-7, 2014 at Maumee Bay State Park, Ohio)

"Hello, Night Vale." as our favorite Cecil would say. Prepare to offer up your lives in forfeit to our beloved radio station in a most heinous fan tribute. If you love Welcome to Night Vale, you might want to consider joining this event as an intern. 

Submit here: http://midoricon.com/index.php/events/welcome-to-night-vale-interns-united and be sure to share with other potentials. The studio goes through interns quickly, you know.

(via sexybaldwin)